brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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