So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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