like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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