You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I touched a dick in church today
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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