I wish I could punch you in the face.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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