Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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