considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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