I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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