Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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