I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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