My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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