Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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