doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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