hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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