I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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