he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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