I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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