On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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