So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
