let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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