we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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