we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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