I could make wine with my vomit
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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