you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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