But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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