It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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