You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Barsexuality is the new black.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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