Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Randomize
