Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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