Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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