Jerry, you need to find god
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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