so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I had to cum in my sink.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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