I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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