chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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