Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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