that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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