I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
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That's how twitter works, right?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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