is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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