Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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