I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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