glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i will never coherently bang her
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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