Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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