only if we run a train.
done.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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