she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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