Sponge bath it is.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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