Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Come see our sink grown plant.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
