i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Randomize
