I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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