Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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