This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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